So I’m recovering from a little outpatient surgery and Christine picks me up a copy of Men’s Health to flip through, and I see an ad for a new line of Paul Mitchell products geared toward men: Mitch.

In the ad, I see the product shown above. And yes, by “product” I mean both an item that a company sells as well as something you put in your hair to achieve a particular style.

So, as a self-proclaimed (as well as accused) quasi-metrosexual Lutheran worship leader, what’s a guy got to do to get a product endorsement? I mean, seriously.

Get it? Because Martin Luther was the O.G. reformer? And I’m a Lutheran? And I use product in my hair?

OK, back to work.